I mew!

Today was mewish. Yin and Yang were curled up on the window. I just love to hug them. When I could hug them both they jumped at me and mewed. They knocked me down and said something like "Why did you fall down?". I ruffled their fur and mewed at them!

The Cuddlecat of Mew

If you understand me I have something of great hugness. Yin-Yang! They are so cute. I don't know how I can resist cuddling them. It is a wonder I can't spend a day without hugging them. I see a predator behind me. It is the Yang. Got to hug!84e5bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv,o777777nf5b Get off Yang! The joy of kittens.

Felis kittenus claw us

Today after I had a snack, gave my dad stuff to sign from school, I picked up Yang and cuddled him. I then picked up Yin and cuddled him as well. Soon they started to squirm. I was going to let them down, but Yin clawed my chest and escaped as I fell to the door. Yang jumped as I hit the floor and clawed his way up my chin. He opened a wound on my chin that had just healed from last night.

School of Cat

Yin and Yang's Schedule

Period Subject Teacher

1 Meow Arts Semket

2 Meow Arts Semket

3 Cat Boxing High Cat Hunter

4 Algecat Phineas T. Cat

5 Mouse and Bird Feast Supervisor: Cat Boy

6 Algecat Phineas T. Cat

7 Hisstory Bastet

Yango Tango

Today, I experienced the most wonderful and most painful dance. It is not an ordinary dance. It is a tango. The Yango Tango! I was lying down and I noticed a certain white kitten coming toward me. He jumped onto me and started rearing up. It was so cute. I then realized I had claws digging into me. I got him off me, then he started doing it again. I did this Yango Tango with him and he was happy.

Don't swallow the kitten tooth fairy!

Today, Glory had to go to the vet. When she was done with her apointment, we went home. When I gave the kittens their treats, they shoved their noses into the bowl even when I wasn't finished pouring the stuff in. After Yang had eaten the food, I noticed he was using his paws to get something out of his mouth. He got it out and it was one of his baby teeth. It was sharp and cute.

Mauled by Kittens

After I got home from school and a successful day of advertising Cat Boy, I decided to visit Glory. I petted her for a while, then decided to finish my homework. As I was going out, I was ambushed. The kittens came and wanted to go in, while Charger wanted to go out as well as Glory. She wanted to go out so much, she jumped onto my leg. Luckily, I was crawling so no one could get out.

So as soon as I coaxed Glory off my leg, Charger and Yin rammed the gate. That was bad considering my leg was in the gate. I managed to get the kittens away and persuade the adults away. As soon as I got my leg out, I asked the cats if they would not do this again.

The Glory of the Kittens

Today when I got home from school, the kittens were running around. We decided to let Glory run around in a bigger area, since she's our "war queen". As I was watching her, Yin decided to come in so I let him in. As soon as he came in to her area, she swatted him and was growling. I calmed her down just as Charger wanted to get out except for the fact that Glory was there. Charger decided now would be a good time to try and knock down the gate. I let him out after putting Her Royal Meow back in.

Cats me if you can!

Today was slightly strange. When I woke up, I could barely stop Yang from pouncing on my shoe laces. It was cute how his claws are so sharp. Anyway, when I got home from school, Yang hid inside an empty Cheez-it box. I picked the box up and was poking my fingers in there. Big mistake. I had all 10 fingers by the time I had gotten my hand out, but I had a few scratches.

After I read for a bit, I found Yin-Yang and Charger waggling their rumps. Apparently, Yin-Yang challenged Charger to a race. Of course, he accepted. So I told them I would be joining in (I am a Nekohebitori after all). I realized that I was at a disadvantage. There were many obstacles such as stuff only cats can go through I ran past those anyway. Yin-Yang won.

Undercat

Today, I woke to silence. No kittens jumping on me. Nothing. Nada. When I opened my door so they could jump out, they did. I felt one kitten jump on my head, then another. I followed them and watched as Jennifur bumped in to them. She hissed and ran in to her main territory. A few hours later, I looked for the kittens. I gave up and went to pour my self some milk. I noticed 3 furry tails on top of the fridge. Yin-Yang and Charger were on top of the fridge!

When I made sure Yin-Yang could get down, I finished pouring my milk. Yin came over, but his brother was nowhere to be seen. I looked for Yang and found him playing with Charger. I was about to go, when Charger started getting overenthuisastic with Yang. I spooked him to stop it and immediately he and Yang were sycronized. They jumped and started a run down the hall. Yang was under Charger and he wanted to be next to him. The sides weren't an option because of Charger's legs moving so fast and the rear was impossible because of Charger's flap of skin that hangs down. Yang tried to stop but was pushed foward by the flap.

He then rolled onto his back and attacked Charger's belly. I sighed and got Charger off him

Squirrel Squabble

I woke up at 5:47 in the morning because of the kittens. They had been wrestling on my face. I got them of me and climbed back into bed. I woke again at 6: 24 because they were kneading me. I read for a while, then ate breakfast. I realized my brother's window was open and Charger was watching something. Just as I coaxed him away from the window, the kestrel flew past the window with a bird in it's talons. I closed my brother's door and heard him wake at the sound.

After my brother left for work and I was the only Human awake, I played with the kittens. Charger then noticed something else. I noticed a squirrel had gotten stuck on the screen. Almost ALL the cats were watching it. Panther was on the counter, Jenni on the table, Charger on the shelf, and Yin-Yang on Charger's side. Suddenly, Charger stood against the window and scared the squirrel away. All the cats were disapointed.

School Cat

Today was the first day of school! When I woke up, the kittens were happy that I could snuggle them. I then explained to them I would be gone. When Yang asked why I had to go, I told him it was a human rule. Yang said something like "Some Human rules and other Human things are strange!" I agreed with him.

When I came home, Yin-Yang's first question was where I had been. I told them again and Yin said something like "Can we go?" I told them probably not. A few hours later Yang wanted to know what was in my backpack. I hugged him then saw Yin cuddle up against a tiger in our living room. I finally let Yang down with his brother.

Sleeping Kitten

Today I was helping my mom get Glory to the vet. While she was in the carrier, Yin-Yang decided to sniff her. I let them do this because Glory should get used to the kittens. As soon as they sniffed her she did her get-away-from-me-now voice. I scooped them up and carried them away. When my mom, Glory, and I got back from the vet, Yin-Yang were so happy to see me.

At 7 p.m. I curled up with Yang in the living room and slept. When I woke up it was 7:47. What a plane nap! I sat down to start this but didn't manage to for a minute because Yang was mewing. That's all!

The Return of Kestrel Jennifur

I'm sorry I haven't been writing, I've been busy. Anyway, today, the kittens were seeing a beast the size of them. One of these crunchy creatures was teasing Yin-Yang (what I call them when I'm talking about both of them) and Yin-Yang jumped against the door.

I then noticed that this squirrel's buddy's had deserted it. I noticed a bird's shadow getting bigger. Suddenly, Jennifur leaped against the window as the kestrel swooped off with his breakfast. I congratulated Jenni as she told me she personally respected the predator bird, but she still wanted it!

Pain in the Morning

When I woke up, I felt a sharp pain in my legs. I looked on top of me, but no kittens. I did see two wiggling lumps under my covers. I let Yin go out (he must have gotten in their by accident because he zoomed out of there), however, Yang was nipping my legs. I pried him off and went back to sleep.

Then, at 9 a.m. on Animal Planet , there were some tiger cubs. When I looked at Charger, he was curled up in an empty laundry basket with Yin beside him. Yin looked like a mini Charger.dasxssssssssssssfgbghjmmmjlkk;''''''''', thank you for reading Yang's travel across my keyboard. Allright, I need to go because Yang will write nonsense if I don't start petting him.

Kestrel Jennifur

When I first woke up, I got dressed and looked for all of the cats. I couldn't find Jennifur so I got worried. While I was looking at a resting blue jay, a kestrel grabbed the blue jay, just as it got the jay, Jennie leaped out of a box we had near our window. It was very exciting. Anyway, today the kittens were begging me to let them out of my room after Jenni's incident with the kestrel.

I let them out after telling the adults they would have company. Panther and Jennifur had a argument about the kittens. Jennifur doesn't like them, but Panther thinks they're okay. Panther even told me to not interfere with the conversation. It was pretty interesting to see Jennifur try to not get mad at Panther. That's all for today!

Yin-Yang Kittens

Hi, I'm Steven, human to Yin and Yang. Today, they were getting friendlier with Panther. Charger has officially become Uncle to the kittens. He always licks them when he gets a chance. He loves to play with them, but is still somewhat uneasy about playing with them because he's about 20 pounds, Yin is 5.8, and Yang is 2.4 pounds. I'd like to talk more, but Yin is begging for attention.